Anonymous asked:

What's oujia

prettyboyshyflizzy answered:

some game white people play so that they can talk to dead spirits idk if it works and im never gonna try it to see if it does














I did one before. Creepiest shit ever

what happened?


When I was little I went over my Hispanic neighbors house cause his daughter was having a sleep over. She pulled out the board and started playing with. I didn’t believe the shit until we heard someone crying downstairs. We thought it was her little cousins because we had lost them. We went in the room and it was throw up all over the floor and walls and the two little cousins were standing in the middle of the room, spotless. We asked them who was crying and who threw up and they both said the “lady” did. I went home after that.

nope nope nope  woulda never went back i woulda moved to other continent what is thissss

That shit really works bruh. For some reason I was convinced to try it out a few years ago. Still can’t get over it.

sigh tell your story bruh what happened?

My friend got the game for her birthday and was like “let’s try this shit out”, so my dumbass was like “aight I’m down.” So her, my boyfriend at the time, and myself went to her house and tested this thing out. We started by asking questions only one of us would know, like my boyfriend’s great-grandmother’s name, underwear color and shit like that. Then we tried upping the ante and asked some questions about our dead relatives. First of all, the ouija board had a name, and even spelled it out for us. It also was born in 1780, so that bitch is old. We asked it about my dead grandmother (where is she, what was she doing, stuff like that). The board started talking for my grandmother and used the pet names only my grandmother and I knew. We started getting freaked the fuck out, and tried putting the board away, but the ouija board wouldn’t let us. It kept spelling out how angry it was at us and shit. We finally threw it back in the box and left it in her basement, but the lights in her basement went out and her entire house lost power. My black ass took myself back home ASAP

in the basement what in the hell shoulda jumanji’d it threw it in the river i bet its still down there

lmaoo at your leaving your friends to fend for themselves i woulda done the same shit doe lol

nah this shit is no joke.
my little sister, her friend, and i fucked with that shit for like a week once. we were talking to dead people and shit like it was nothing but i would get these huge migraines after i used it, so clearly whatever the hell it was was taking a physical toll on my body. I declined further usage of that haunted little board. but my sister became almost fucking possessed by it. we would find her sneaking away to use it all the time and locking herself in her room so we couldn’t see her use it. then she started waking up in the middle of the night screaming and running out of her room. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT for like 2 months. but the crazy part is she never remembered screaming or anything the next day. no damn memory of it at all. I took that board, burnt some sage around it, and buried that shit in the woods. not this time satan, not today.

bruh…. bruh….  ill never touch one of those mother fucking things

I was young, maybe 8 and I got dragged to a slumper party my older sister wanted to go to. I played with my sister’s friend’s little brother while they did they’re slumber party games then they invited me and the other kid to their room to play with the Ouija board. I had seen and heard stories about it but my curious ass wanted to try it out. The girls started asking it questions about school and dumb shit then one asked if the house they were in was haunted.

The board answered yes, then said attic. So guess where the fuck we all ended up going. We get to the attic with the board and the girl asks if it’s a boy or girl and it replies “rape”. I bolt for the ladder. And all the lights go out. I try to go back to the bedroom to hide under the bed. And I end up in the living room. Girls are screaming, parents are yelling, and I see person on the couch tied up. I pass out.

Never again

Bish whet?! I would have cried for days on end. Never will I ever play with one of those….

Yo ass will try a virtual one though 😒

Maybe cause i knew it was fake…off my 🍆 boi.












I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.



I think Weetabix are kind of this also?

Weetabix are the best. You get four out, stack them crosswise, add milk and honey or sugar, and blast them in the microwave. You end up with a sort of brown fibre soup. Perf.

i told my boyfriend about this once, because my father used to eat these, and he literally did not believe me and tried to convince me it was just a weird dream

y’all about to be pooping forever

Jesus will have come back and you will raptured mid push

What is happening here

Look at all this no in a bowl.